@LanieLalaBugs: My ultimate goal in life is to open a milkshake shop & call it "The Yard"
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@SondraDeeMe: [babysitting] *calls Mom of kid* How long does your baby stay in the rain before it's clean?
@kirahesser: Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours.
@ObscureGent: Make your day better by imagining people you don't like floating helplessly into the sun.
@TarzanFeathers: Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong.