@LanieLalaBugs: My ultimate goal in life is to open a milkshake shop & call it "The Yard"
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@mattytalks: I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying "get a load of this guy" every time someone walked in
@MrGynosaur: Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry
@WienerToboggan: "honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*