@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician
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@danabrit: I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome.
@hazelmotes1: Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation.
@shivillex: North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))
@MissBamantha: Boyfriend Test: Sour Skittles in one hand. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the other. Which do you choose? WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.