@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician
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@FattMernandez: Joel Osteen wouldn't open his megachurch to flood victims. Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe he has two of every kind of animal in there.
@Contwixt: In truth, spiders are harmless* *Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs.