@Julian_Deane: My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet.
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@noog: GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion.
@Contwixt: Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
@bornmiserable: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?" "Begrudgingly, I would imagine."
@KalvinMacleod: [restaurant] WAITER: And to drink? ME: I’ll have a coke and a pepsi. WAITER: Is pep…um…Is cok…ok…Is…I…what.. *waiter spontaneously combusts*