@iscoff: My uncle started shouting at me about my "misuse" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)
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@YUCKYBOT: I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
@ms_woodsy: Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends.
@Black__Elvis: Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant.