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@Nickadoo: My urologist is weird.

I peed in a cup.
He drank it and said, "You're fine."
Then he paid me.

Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist.

My urologist is weird.

I peed in a cup.
He drank it and said, “You’re fine.”
Then he paid me.

Don’t choose a doctor from Craigslist.

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