@realHamOnWry: My Voodoo doll would be a glazed ham wrapped in chicken feathers.
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@StarWarsProblms: Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
@Snarfernini: I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
@Bagyants: I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like "Let's name it Rad!" and one guy was all "Let's dial that back a bit."
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying.