@realHamOnWry: My Voodoo doll would be a glazed ham wrapped in chicken feathers.
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@houffy: *i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the "Hog Riders" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too.
@ChaseMit: "We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.