@TheBoydP: My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me.
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@beefman138: My local police department must really love me. They've devoted an entire facebook post about me, and described me as 'outstanding'.
@markydoodoo: Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable.
@2thestreetz: *lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*