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@Mr_Kapowski: My washer and dryer are doing this weird thing where they've started shrinking my clothes and adding stubborn fat around my midsection

My washer and dryer are doing this weird thing where they’ve started shrinking my clothes and adding stubborn fat around my midsection

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