@ChemBtwnUs: My weather forecast is always "room temperature."
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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "How many fingers am I holding up?" Ian: "err... 13..." Doc: "Yeah. Some of these are yours. You've been in a serious accident."
@Izianikapani: In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.