@MsCassieDaniels: My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.
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@skickwriter: Sorry, but that was only my favorite food in the world BEFORE you bought 5 cases of it at Costco. -Kids
@CornOnTheGoblin: [a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha
@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
@Tierno158: My motto is "Grab Life by the Balls." As you might imagine, being dyslexic, I spend a lot of time apologizing to guys named "Leif."