@Sassafrantz: My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it.
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@Be___Dope: Me: Sometimes I don't get Jo's tweets. Marta: Maybe you're not high enough? Me: * climbs tree
@elynnbarlow: Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound.
@Brianhopecomedy: A person followed me and then unfollowed me within 3 minutes. How can they judge me after only seeing 47 tweets?