@Sassafrantz: My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Before you take advice from me... you should know I walk around my house in my underwear while complaining about being cold.
@inojperez: "It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?" Honey, this all they have in prison.
@ruinedpicnic: me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2