@Sassafrantz: My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it.
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@tigersgoroooar: I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, "awwww..."
@sickipediabot: My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better.