@joeljeffrey: My wife and did it twice yesterday and we didn't use any protection... I'm worried we might have twins.
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@AbrasiveGhost: [Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted
@badbanana: One horribly inappropriate comment and you'll never be shown another baby photo at work ever again. Totally worth it.