@joeljeffrey: My wife and did it twice yesterday and we didn't use any protection... I'm worried we might have twins.
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@shutupmikeginn: Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird "You can secretly watch Netflix at work" Oh, please take literally all of my money.
@robdelaney: My wife went on a lot of roller coasters when she was pregnant with our daughter Katelyn, and you can tell :(
@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
@Mr_Kapowski: My wife and I have an agreement with our 7 year old daughter Don't wake us up early on the weekend and we won't abandon you in a mall