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@aka_fatman: "My wife and I are SO in love. Always finishing each other's..."

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*Russian accent* "You give me Green Card now, yes?"

“My wife and I are SO in love. Always finishing each other’s…”

(silence)

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*Russian accent* “You give me Green Card now, yes?”

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