@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon
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@weinerdog4life: Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away
@ColorMeScradd: MAN!! My boss is always all "Blah blah blah!", "You're late!", and "Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"
@DannyMcH2O: Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
@KKAlThani: Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you.