@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon
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@justabloodygame: Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.
@AndrewNadeau0: WIFE: How could you spend our money on this? ME: *Dressing ducklings in tiny raincoats* They live outside, Karen. They need this.
@DaddyJew: Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you