@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon
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@Boleyngirly: I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
@KeetPotato: dad: "start a rumour so people are scared of you" me: "ok" [later] cellmate: "i kill people for money" me: "i brush my teeth with hot water"
@bobsin: Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder...
@on_the_fritz_17: "Head, shoulders, knees, and toes" is beautiful to hear in a children's classroom - but not at the site of a plane crash.