@Social_Mime: My wife and I have a rule whoever is driving controls the radio, unless I'm driving and then she controls the radio.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@NickBossRoss: When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?
@MichaelTrying: My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited.
@pixelatedboat: It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors