@matt_simpson84: My wife and I have an ongoing game called "Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House" that she doesn't know we are playing
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@seamussaid: my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon
@TheGladStork: Fill the piñata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.
@cluedont: If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house.
@KeetPotato: drummer: "just add er on the end of your instrument" guy who plays trumpet: "so im a trumpeter, ok cool" guy who plays trombone: "oh no"