@matt_simpson84: My wife and I have an ongoing game called "Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House" that she doesn't know we are playing
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@librarianfonz: I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively.
@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.
@SocialustGal13: Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door.