@Brianhopecomedy: My wife and I play this fun game at home where one of us says, "Could you watch the kids for a minute?" and runs.
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@Cpin42: Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people.
@Hurly_Burly: Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?
@matt_simpson84: That scene from Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is breathing heavily up against the jeep glass, except its me at the hotdog display in 7/11
@Fuzzylogic2009: I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house