@LifesGoodThing: My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.
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@birbigs: You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games.
@JasonLastname: Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
@GensPlace: Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..
@WKirkMarshall: (meeting for naming cereal) "List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired." "Honey, bunches of oats–" "I think we're done here."