@KentWGraham: My wife and I trade off on bathroom cleaning. She avoids it one weekend, I avoid it the next.
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@3sunzzz: You smell wonderful. Can I ask what you're wearing? Sure, it's the perfume sample on page 49 in April's Cosmo.
@pharmasean: Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat.
@carlyken: So far my toddler's most impressive defense mechanism is pooping his pants every time anyone rings our doorbell.