@KentWGraham: My wife and I trade off on bathroom cleaning. She avoids it one weekend, I avoid it the next.
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@GeorgeTakei: So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony.
@MomOnFire: I'm starving and all I have is a refrigerator full of health food. I hate who I was four days ago.
@Jake_Vig: "You see those footprints? It looks like our killer had feet." - If you want to know why I was fired as a writer on CSI.
@DaddyJew: Please keep my son in your prayers, he walked out of the house with only 3% battery left on his kindle and judging by his reaction this is the end of the world. Prayers