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@ericsshadow: [my wife and I watch a drunk white girl fall out of a cab]

I've never drank that much....

[wife looks at me in disgust]

ugh, ok I have.

[my wife and I watch a drunk white girl fall out of a cab]

I’ve never drank that much…. 

[wife looks at me in disgust] 

ugh, ok I have.

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