@echoVista: "My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
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@Brianhopecomedy: Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer.
@fro_vo: orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang
@shanethevein: The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
@slackmistress: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.