@bvb1123: My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met.
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@Book_Krazy: *Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED
@TheBoydP: I'm not saying it would kill me to work out, I'm just saying my wife bought me a gym membership and doubled my life insurance...
@novicefather: You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone.