@causticbob: My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, "Who else would I cheat on?"
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@Parentpains: I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.
@JohnLyonTweets: Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.