@causticbob: My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, "Who else would I cheat on?"
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@iamnotdiddy: The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.
@fro_vo: "hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?" "i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m" -- how the worm got its name