@KalvinMacleod: My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out.
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@panmidwest: COP: I need to see some ID ME: [hands him ID] COP: this isn't yours ME: you said "some" COP: lol wow good point you're free to go
@chuuew: [forest] ME: Gotta be quiet if we're gonna catch Bigfoot FRIEND: We want Bigfoot not Bigear! ME: Haha BIGEAR: [sobs quietly in the distance]