@simoncholland: My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault.
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@Dawn_M_: Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans.
@AdamTheLobster: This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.
@margolundy: Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them.