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@sammyrhodes: My wife: "Can you pass me the stud finder?"
Me: "You're the stud finder!"
*deep, awkward silence*
Me: "Here it is."

My wife: “Can you pass me the stud finder?” 
Me: “You’re the stud finder!”
*deep, awkward silence*
Me: “Here it is.”

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