@tastefactory: My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight.
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@WilliamRodgers: This kid at the Bar just told me Nickelback is a better band than Metallica.... Long story short....Send bail money...
@HandyJack420: My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday
@perfect_boxx: I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects.