@robdelaney: My wife claims watching me do karate "isn't foreplay." Why am I even alive.
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@TeejayRush: Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world...
@LackOfShame: Me: Do you like the new ceiling fan? Her: Yeah, but the fan light is really dull. Fan light: Ok wow like I'm right here