@BradBroaddus: My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey's Anatomy......so I ordered the first 5 seasons.
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@SinfulShelly: I scare off men like I'm some kind of evil clown hiding in their closet. "I'm not a clown!" I shouted as I sniffed his sweater vest.
@GianDoh: Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night.
@Barknado69: [The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right
@1Happytwit: Cats don't come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can't put them in the washing machine.