@Adam14: My wife doesn't have a Honey-Do list. She has a Cantaloupe list, which has all the girls I'm not allowed to run away with
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@UncleDuke1969: ME: [knocks on ambulance window] PARAMEDIC: Can I help you? ME: Are you carrying a patient? PARAMEDIC: Not at the moment. ME: Mind if I nap on the stretcher?
@ch000ch: You: (about to show me a video on your phone) Me: oh haha ya i've seen this already but def don't ask me any questions about it