@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
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@secondofhername: OMG THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE THE THOUGHT OF WINNING AFTER A NOMINATION IS A PHENOMENA THAT BLOWS MY MIND HOW DID IT HAPPEN - All Emmy winners
@msdanifernandez: *conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut.
@JediGigi: I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty.
@glittergirlD43: Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?