@bourgeoisalien: The older I get, the less judgy I am of Norman Bates spending his life with a dead lady in a chair

@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.

@Tierno158: I invented a game where people get so stoned they can barely walk & chase each other around the yard. It's called...wait for it: Hash Tag.

@EyesOfGreen73: PSA: If you have kids, do not label the box of your ...ahem.. special items "Toys". It's very awkward to explain.

@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.