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@FatherWithTwins: My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, "isn't my undying love & affection enough?"

We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store

My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, “isn’t my undying love & affection enough?” 

We laughed and laughed. Now I’m at the purse store

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