@PieChord: My wife gives the best headache.
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@cupcakelynda: My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
@BeerBatterBeard: The lack of paparazzi at this BBQ makes me think that my aunt can probably stop referring to her potato salad as "famous."
@moose_chocolate: The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight.