@PieChord: My wife gives the best headache.
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@CanadianCyn: The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
@NurseMurderer: I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone.
@EricMarten: George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here.