@Parentpains: My wife is a psycho, this tweet isn't a joke its a cry for help.
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@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.
@Tommytoughstuff: *gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: "Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."