@Parentpains: My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing.
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@Storminika: I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling.
@SatansTongue: 6th grade nurse: do you play baseball Me: uhh why Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than- Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much
@david8hughes: [son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over
@SwoonTwang: If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents.