@Parentpains: My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing.
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@ch000ch: God: have u gathered 2 of every animal? Noah: yes God: including the dinosaurs? CUT TO: NOAH RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE AFTER TRYING TO CATCH A DINOSAUR Noah: ....ya
@TheresNoGodzila: When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back.
@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
@writersdream: Hey, remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well look at you, living and shit.