@Parentpains: My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing.
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@JermHimselfish: Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day.
@KalvinMacleod: ME: I’ve been shot MEDIC: put pressure on the wound ME: ok, wound, are you saving for your child’s tuition because education is important
@JRehling: Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably.