@novicefather: My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine.
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@Book_Krazy: Every time I eat a cookie in bed, I imagine it screaming "I'M GONNA CRUMB" because I have something wrong with me
@Just_BCS: Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals.