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@IntoxicaTweeted: My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong.
@bobsin: Death is not the end.
You still have to dispose of the body and hide the evidence.
@WineMummy: "DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"
~A parent's memoir.
@botandy: when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology
@ella__fraser: Has a conversation in my head
- Cackles with mirth
@KKAlThani: Relationship tip: every night text yourself "Good morning love!" & turn off your phone real quick to wake up with a good morning text.