@IntoxicaTweeted: My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: There should be LEGO movies of everything. LEGO Die Hard. LEGO John Wick. Hell I'd even watch LEGO 50 Shades of Grey.
@greg_vee: If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come.
@GypsyWingss: Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds