@KentWGraham: My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.
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@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is. Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp.
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
@OtherDanOBrien: Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now