@peachgrenade: My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MUMSIEesq: CASHIER: This bag of chips is open ME: Yup C: This bag of candy is open M: Yup C: This bag of-- M: Look buddy, I know all the bags are open
@mrtruthandsoul: I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back
@Marlebean: I tried to cover myself in plastic wrap as a sexy surprise, but we were out and this aluminum foil is getting itchy...