@dshack8: My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas.
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@jergarl: [At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You're in
@ThaJawn: 5: There's a monster under my bed... I wouldn't be scared of monsters, I saw a video of snakes hunting in packs *kisses forehead* goodnight