@DukEB51: My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
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@LowkeyNerdy: i don't need a "previously on..." ive been watching this show for 9 hours straight
@ibid78: [right after my lie detector test] -Make sure that machine shows I've had plenty of the sex "Sir that's not what it does- -I SAID MAKE SURE
@jrza84: I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk.
@adult_keverage: Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world.