@JustASmirk: My wife is the most beautiful, intelligent person standing right behind me reading my Twitter feed.
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@jergarl: After 10 years of marriage I've composed a check list of good reasons to get married. 1) Your family is being held hostage. 2) 3)
@SteveKoehler22: The pizza theorem: "Pizzas must be circular. They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes" -Science