@JustASmirk: My wife is the most beautiful, intelligent person standing right behind me reading my Twitter feed.
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@lawyerthoughts: "There is no such thing as a stupid question." - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email.
@brookeisgolden: Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games.
@JediGigi: My Mom taught me to treat others the way I want to be treated so I always walk up to strangers and spray canned cheese in their mouth.