@Blarebare: My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me.
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@shot_of_cabo: I realized she might be too young when I asked her the time.. And she said.. "The big hand is on the...."
@electrolemon: game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]
@FrenulumBreve: [Man in restaurant] I'll have that lobster please. *points to aquarium containing lobster putting finishing touches to his octopus disguise*