@Blarebare: My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@nice_mustard: what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog
@vineyille: Sir this bag is too heavy, you’ll have to pay an extra $25 to check it. Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*
@hennaahmedx: *me in highschool* friend: omg!! I just got into a fight with my boyfriend what do i do :(( me: aw it’s okay just talk it out!! u guys will be fine! It’s true love!! ❤️❤️❤️ *me now* friend: omg! My boyfrie- me: leave him. friend: but it wasn’t even- me: leave. him.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: *Goes to zoo to see the world's oldest tortoise. Guide: He's over 200 years old. How cool is that? *Tortoise says something racist.