@jus4golf: My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together.
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@7_Cents: United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.
@amishschool: Fitness guru just tweeted "remember to breathe" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time.