@TheTonyHowell: My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?
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@AndrewProTV: I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight...
@BrettDruck: I have bad fight or flight instincts. Guy wants a fight in an elevator, I try to run. Truck heading straight at me 45 mph, let's do this bro
@gossipgriII: using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.