@fro_vo: Friend: what are u doing
Me: training my pet rock
Friend: that's dumb
Pet Rock: *leaps from my hand & hits him in the face*
Me: no rocky, no
@MinionTrainer: Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam.
@Mr_Kapowski: 9 year old daughter: Are you sure?
Me: *shoving a banana in a fish bowl* What do you think a Sea Monkey eats?
@causticbob: "I don't understand swimming. You don't see fish going for a walk."
@Tayallderdice: U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months
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