@venomjunkie2: My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
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@ClichedOut: *getting murdered* Me: *pointing to murderer's t-shirt* Ha ha, you went to a Justin Bieber concert
@KalvinMacleod: BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later
@mattZillaaaa: I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined
@earthfalcon33: PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him