@venomjunkie2: My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
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@SassyPantssss: I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding.
@egg_dog: dunno what the best part of this is? being called 'jack sexty' or getting an award for shitting on exercise equipment
@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.