@venomjunkie2: My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
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@envydatropic: I hit my daily fruit intake yesterday by eating all the fruit garnishments in and on my drinks
@GoldenSpirals: The last thing I remember was my Mom telling me to "Take Care". I did, and now Liam Neeson is chasing me.
@UnFitz: Tip: "At the same time" has more characters than "simultaneously." The point is, having a vocabulary helps you tweet gooder.