@venomjunkie2: My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
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@No_Job_Joe: My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on.
@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
@timk927: Saying someone is doing something "like a boss" to me is an insult because my boss does things half assed & incorrectly then blames others