@Xalqee: My wife once told me " Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms", which pissed me off because my names not Mike
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@kristinb5150: being in a club at my age feels more like i'm being set-up for an episode of "To Catch a Predator"
@DzNutz83: Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: Narcissist? Let's just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me.