@ericsshadow: My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.
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@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?
@daemonic3: My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth.
@ZombieProblms: Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a "tragedy." But when a zombie get hit, it's a "good kill." Hypocrites.
@Arr: The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them