@ericsshadow: My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.
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@VodkaShorebird: A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces "coyote".
@EJGomez: God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell
@dshack8: Taught a parrot to repeatedly say "WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool.